so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
how drunk are you?
Several
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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