It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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