There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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