1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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