There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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