They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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