So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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