No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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