so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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