Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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