Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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