no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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