Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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