The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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