just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
