hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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