Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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