You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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