so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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