This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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