Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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