Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Randomize
