He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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