well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize
