Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
