My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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