Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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