Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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