it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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