How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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