woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
