Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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