i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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