This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How does one acquire holy water?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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