Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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