Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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