She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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