Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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