I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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