I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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