some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Can I color on your dick again?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
