I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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