Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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