was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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