there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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