He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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