Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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