i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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