at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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