ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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