what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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