we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My nipple is on Facebook.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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