barbara walters just said penis...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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