Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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