I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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